Pick your act.
Any event.
14 acts, all bookable today. Every one comes with coordination, a signed contract, and an insured performer. From $600.
Oompa Loompas
The one everybody asks for. Factory-fresh, fully committed to the bit.
Book this →Christmas Elves
Holiday parties, corporate Decembers, and any grotto that needs staffing.
Book this →Leprechauns
St. Patrick's, pub crawls, and promos that need a pot of gold.
Book this →Mini Elvis
Vegas incarnate. Jumpsuit, sideburns, the full ceremony.
Book this →Mini Santa
Company Christmas parties and photo lines that actually move.
Book this →Mini Exotic Dancers
Bachelor and bachelorette parties. 21+ rooms only.
21+ Book this →Dwarf Wrestling
A full match, a real crowd, and a story nobody stops telling.
21+ Book this →Pirate Dwarfs
Themed parties, pool decks, and anything that needs a first mate.
Book this →Mini Superheroes
Kid-friendly by day, roast-ready by night. You pick the register.
Book this →Cowboy & Cowgirl Dwarfs
Rodeo energy, country bars, and Nashville nights.
Book this →Court Jesters
The house act. It's on the logo for a reason.
Book this →Mini Boxers
Gloves on, crowd up. Sporting events and fight-night promos.
21+ Book this →Mini Drag Queens
Full glamour, full performance, full command of the room.
21+ Book this →Dwarf Butlers
Silver tray, straight face. The most-requested slow burn we book.
Book this →Found your act?
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